Playing for keeps...

Just been Hijacked while flicking through the channels... by the Final of the UEFA Women's Euro final Denmark v Nederlands... and my Balls are shrinking into Wart's...  and my dick into a Clit... 

and at the time of Writing we are only 36 min into the game... and already 4 fucking goals!, 2-2, this is the best game of Football I have ever witnessed... no exaggeration...  the last goal was PURE EXCELLENCE...

I am so pleased to see women celebrated quite rightly as Truly superstar athletes, You couldn't have imagined this even 20 years ago... that Ladies would be Major entertainment in a "LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN?"  I have never watched a full 90' game all the way through before... I am Mesmirised at their passion and determination... never seen such exciting football before in my life... to Quote the late MJ "This is it" it really is...

it's a major Entertainment revolution, so glad it has arrived... and it draws Millions of Watchers and Big time Sponsorship too... Go Ladies, all the way to final liberation from sub servitude,

Why? Phenomenal athleticism, Skill, Power! speed, and laser accurate passing... (which is why England lost the semifinal, they couldn't pass for shit... because they had no team discipline, and were essentially just kick about hopeful opportunists with less skill) 

One thing this all proves, that Women are more than Equal, they are the Champions of life itself on earth... and they can play as good a game as any Man can... even better when it comes to divorce, they will stab you where a knife never could go... so I'm told, and have seen... and have seen over again... we all know Only fools fall in Love, but only an imbecile gets married... people have been breeding without a licence since time began.

Women actually rule the world, but nobody has told the Men Yet, they are too incredulous as to believe it... The human Pole shift is very close to actuality... the truth that Women have got bigger balls than Men; they may have half the strength, but they got twice the Guts!..