Wednesday 14 February 2018

Secret of Chilli

You can eat the hottest Chillies as long as you remember it does not actually burn, it is the illusion of burning, miss-conveyed by your ignorant taste buds, sensitive nerve endings and delicate Anus next morning, next time you eat Chilli try 'Self Hypnosis' it blocks the fraudulent nerve transmission which is the Hologram of burning, 

tell yourself, it is not happening if your commitment is strong enough to allow the unconscious mind to create a Fog of numbness, Go for it but just in case; don't run out of Toilet Paper it can be worse than giving birth... or a Girls first heavy Period with Red hot Clots!... And NO TAMPONS!

The only good thing 
that ever came out of Mexico,
apart from Salma Hayek -
are Tacos Chilli and Cocaine...

any good that goes in
comes out Corrupted

forget Suicide by cop
just get a Bus to Durango
you'll be dead b4 sunrise
if there is anything left of you.

The Rats get Fat on Gringos...

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