Sunday 4 February 2018

The Life Cam

It does not save your life if your drowning, but it will save your life in Court... From Paniflex Time Pieces comes the ultimate survival tool whether by bad weather or bad timing with a Woman of some disrepute... never tell another lie again with your new best friend, only the Truth makes any sense.

as the 1st line of Legal defence, it has no equal; no more innocent Men on Death Row...

it has 20tb of atomic thin hard drive wafers, enough for 4 lifetimes of diverse experiences, you will never be without a legitimate Aliby for what you did when you forgot already... the night after the day before...

A Life Cam will record everything in HD and Good Audio, it is implanted into the Body Cavity, with "breathing holes" for the Camera in the back of your head, and the one in your nose, (hidden as an open pore) and Mics deep in your ears, so all you hear, it will hear. the batteries are charged just by the heat of your body, so elegantly powered it's almost extraterrestrial, lol,

download directly to Your PC or Tablet, via Bluetooth 7 (telepathy enabled) enjoy the confidences you overheard today, and start a Hobby in Blackmail and Extortion, this Device not only saves your Ass, it gives you a living too... mind you if you really do commit a crime, your Toast, so remember it always pays dividends, to be Honest... 

Prices start just beyond your ability to afford: just like all generic Proprietary Tech, it is way overpriced, buy HEY you try and make one for 50 bucks?... Think of the Research and Development costs, at the end of the day for what you get; it's very cheap, relatively speaking... (thank you, Einstein)

There may come a time when we are all mentally interlinked and can record the experiences of other people against their will, then we can take down all the unsightly CCTVs that cling like warts and limp Dicks to buildings... when they can Digitise our conscience, we will all be Locked up !!

1984 has almost come, so submit my son, bend over and bear your Ass, it is the only Currency in a World Run by sodomists and perverts... 

Thank God, at least you got a Job! even if it does give you a very sore Bottom, for the Cash, it's well worth it !!..


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